Donald Trump needs to debate Deez Nuts!
The ratings would be HUGE. It would be all over the Internet and it would piss off Huffington Post. A debate between Donald Trump (who is running for president as a Republican even though the established party is trying to disown him) and Independent candidate Deez Nuts would be awesome! I can already see throngs of people showing up to the debate wearing “I SUPPORT DEEZ NUTS FOR PRESIDENT” T-shirts. Amazingly, Deez Nuts is currently...
Defense: The Spice Must Flow
As many of you know, I used to work for a defense contractor. I was in the marketing department. I know…who even thinks about making sales pitches and advertisements for a defense contractor? But it’s a huge and lucrative business. Last year, private contractors accounted for 64 percent of all U.S. deaths in Afghanistan. The US public will not and cannot know exactly where last year’s deceased are from because, shockingly,...
Bankrupt: I Hope I’ve Got This Wrong!
Today I was thinking about how over 50% of the people in America now get some kind of government check every month. Sure, people can justify that they deserve the money, sure. But at some point, the checks will have to stop. And what will happen then? The United States is BANKRUPT. I know it’s hard to fathom, but it true. Seriously we are not even running on fumes. We have been this way for a while. The US’s own financial...
How Did I miss This 4 Ton 9/11 Teardrop?
So I’m hanging out on Facebook and all of the sudden someone sends me this picture of a sculpture that was purportedly sent from Russia to the US as a gift after 9/11. Is it just me? Or does this thing remind anyone else of female genitalia? I went to art school, so I’m cool with that. Human anatomy aside, it looks like a real skyscraper with a giant, jagged laceration in the middle of it. Hanging in the center of the...
Has Cuba Cured Cancer?
Today I found out that Cuba has a vaccine for cancer. WOW! http://www.wired.com/2015/05/cimavax-roswell-park-cancer-institute/ I thought, “Oh, it’s Cuba and they probably don’t have all the wiz-bang testing / double blind trials and all.” But I was wrong. Other countries are involved in this too. The clinical experience began in 1995. Up to now, five phase I-II clinical trials have concluded in Cuba, two phase II have also...
Serendipity and the Divine — Strange Stirrings in the Book World
Separated by 3,720 Miles — and I Bump into Him Because of a Mistake! When does this happen? No really? WHEN DOES THIS HAPPEN?!! As some of you may know, I have been trying to get this one guy to do a book blurb (a short comment for the cover) for Security Through Absurdity — Book Two: Bubbles Will Pop. I ONLY WANT THIS ONE GUY. He’s not a famous writer. He’s just a guy that made a website and I want HIM associated with...
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